> ABOUT 40FT FURBY < "The 40 foot furby was not born, whence in this galaxy" simon & Garfunkel
THE 40 FOOT FURBY STORY Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, sat a peace loving planet. A planet filled with lovable, furry, peace-loving adorable creatures. A planet named none other than FURBANIA!
Home to none other than Furby's Their daily blissful lives were one's which passed joyously, with no worries or concerns. Just having good ole fashion fun and fellowship with their brethren Furbys.
Our story begins ... One day two worker furby's who worked in the basement of the King's shiny palace stumbled upon a silvery box... dust covered, with black shiny knobs on the front and two Metal antennae reaching towards space from the top of it. The worker furby's looked on in amazement as sound suddenly erupted from the odd object.
"What was that?!?!?" One worker exclaimed to the other. Their eyes were wide and aglow as they leaned their pointy, furry ears closer to the mysterious box. Another sound erupted. The two Furby's leaned back and began to groove in shock and awe. "OooOoo ERRRRRRR!" They both cooed curiously. More melodic sounds erupted from the silver box. Sounds! The likes of which had never dawned upon Furby ear until this very day. Soon, the furby's began tapping their fuzzy feet to the rhythms and sounds flowing from the majestic device. They soon began dancing gleefully and laughing hysterically. They even treated themselves to a bottle of the Palace's finest wine, surely Furbania's finest elixir indeed, as the day soon turned in to night.
"Oh! heavens...It's getting late!" cried one of the Furby's as he peered out of the basement window and the fine amber glow of the three Furbania moons poured thru the window. The Furby's left the basement. As they ventured up the stairs, they noticed a looming, shadowy figure at the top of the stair case. "Who goes there? and What have you?" It was the diabolical dreaded General Furby! "Are you two stealing from the Palace?" thwarted The General. "Uh...? NO!" yelped our shivering fur covered friends. "We just found this box and errrr this box, ummm... and we were on our way...." "Silence!!!" belted The General. "Guards!, Seize these infidels! NOW!" General Furby commanded and the soldier Furbys obeyed. They stormed down the stairs and surrounded the two hapless worker Furbys.
They were taken before the King to receive their judgment. The King ruled that the two be banished from the planet of Furbania for ever. The two were blasted thru a wormhole. Over space and time they traveled. Flying thru the cosmos, their only companion a vestige of songs that blared into their tiny minds, whilst they were enjoying their wine. Only to end up smack dab in the middle of Good Ole Atlanta, GA. After crash landing in an alley in the streets of downtown Atlanta (from being banished from their home planet, Furbania), these two lovable furry creatures found themselves in a new found dilemma-- "Where the heck are we??? and how do we survive?" As the smoke cleared from the diffusion of cosmic rays of energy, the furby's looked around in awe of their surroundings. Banished from their home planet because of their curious ears. The two stranded misanthrops soon honed into a familiar sound... the sound of music. Since then, these two furry friends have landed numerous fans, groupies, and most important of all FRIENDS, in the local punk rock, d.i.y. community, formed lasting bonds with a new species, and began their musical voyage. They borrowed instruments from their new found fellow punk brethren to groove to the sounds of their musical fancy... which insisted of playing the songs they heard on the gray magical box, but they put their own perverse twist on the songs, or maybe that's just they way music sounds to Furbys! They hope that the signals they send out into the audience and outer space will some how be a beacon to others as well as herald a rescue for our resident aliens from this strange planet... or at least have a helluva good time drinkin and rockin like Dokken to the tunes that banished them from their home world.
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